Corporate Message from the Billboard Liberation Front
Headquartered in San Francisco, the BLF is a privately-held, worker-controlled shadow entity with no phone number and no permanent address. Our highly secure operating environment and extralegal status guarantee our clients the acme of service, while our internationally recognized creative team delivers unmatched "wow."

Unlike traditional agencies, the BLF is not available for general hire, and offers its services only to an exclusive list of advertisers. Our clients are carefully selected on the basis of a complex formula known only to cabal insiders, and our improvement actions are undertaken on a pro-bono basis, unfettered by the petty demands of clueless executives and weak-kneed middle managers. This unique position of independence allows us unlimited creative freedom, and provides the key to "unlocking" messages that might otherwise have been lost in the bureaucratic natterings of some spineless "account team." We pride ourselves on our total lack of customer service, and our laser-like focus on Message.

Founded in 1977, the BLF is fueled by a single passion: the timely improvement of outdoor advertising. From the humble kiosk insert to the mighty freeway mega-sign, our experienced operatives possess both the technical skills and the creative vision to execute world-class media campaigns.

Current Operatives
Jack Napier
Founder & Chair Emeritus
English Major
Editor-at-Large
Ma'am
Security
Rico T. Spoons
Director of Offence
Duncan D'Nuts
Covert Action & Catering
Agent Ajax
Special Cleansing Agent
Milton Rand Kalman
Chief Scientist
Missy Central
Gal Friday
Mademoiselle Rouxben
Master of Disguises
Fred Demura
Chief Financial Officer
Conrad Hoc
Online Propagationist
Lewis Cypher
Ehrich Weiss
Director of Misinformation
Totoro
Staff Lawyer
Hollywood
Special Effects
Amanda Have
Alumni
Jack Armstrong
field op

Artinitis
archivist/fellow traveller

Mimi Bathory
field op
(co-founder "billboard movement" or B.M.)

Destiny Blasé
security

Daphne Boswell
copywriter

Cooper Brown
iconoclast & apparitionist

Murray Burn
subversion engineer

Eustacia Bye
catering

Lucius Cabins
associate/fellow traveller

Luz Cañon
copywriter

Louis Castaigne
graphics/copywriter

Aurora Celo
Spy
(divorced)

Cleo
security

Sarah Conner
security/field op

Romani Corsair
file conversion specialist

Blank DeCoverly
minster of propaganda/graphics/field op/r&d

Salty Dog
field op/rigger

Dogboy
graphics

Jake Fenway
press agent
(hired away)

Fez
security

Albert Fish
cook

Arnold Fleck
historian/field op
(co-founder "billboard movement" or B.M.)

L.L. Fontelroy
copywriter/field op/security

Quackser Fortune
photography

Vince Foster
spokesman
(deceased)

Irving Glikk
founder/graphics
(retired)

Biff & Muffy Goodwrench
field ops

Elston Gunnn
ombudsman

Harry H.
photography
(grizzled)

Hildy Johnson
field op

Steve Johnson
field op/costuming
(retired)

Cecily Joland
copywriter

Ethyl Ketone
art director
(retired)

Lance
art direction/graphics

Winslow Leech
tech director
(semi-retired)

Puzz Leen
videography

Charles Lespon
field op

Timothy Liddy
minister of dis-information
(missing since june 1995)

Mabel Longhetti
press liason
(retired)

R.J. Mololepozy
patron

Jack Napier
founder/spokesman/field operations

Mersy D. Otes
field op

Igor Pflicht
director I.R.A.N.T.
(blf affiliate: nyc)

Allan Quatermain
patron saint

Walid Rasheed
tactics/operations/security
(assasinated)

Beverly Riggoni
graphic designer/armorer

N. Rosenthal
photography

Lucas Samaras
counter intelligence

Dr. Sardonicus
prescriptions

T.E. Shaw
logistics
(retired)

Alabama Shotwell
character witness/character assassination

P. Swope
icon

Mr. Szabo
security

Ann S. Thesia
costumer
(retired)

John Thomas
security/copywriter/field op
(co-wrote blf manifesto)

R.O. Thornhill
education officer
(co-wrote blf manual)

Harry Tuttle
financier/field op/tech support

Simon Wagstaff
press agent/spokesman
(retired)

Weaso
research & development

W.G.
field op